May 2013
51 posts
5/22/13 day 142 of 365
• movie
• test in Sanders
• we all cheated XD !!!
• love Luis!!!
• he sent me the answers
• computer lab
• pizza
• class meeting
• helped mr.r set up for the concert
• -_- it was only Thomas and I
• senior farewell concert
• ima miss them
• can’t wait for next year!!!
• bed time
dayandnightitsjustlife:
the bottom of your hair was once at the top of your head
all i ever say is “ugh” because it can show confusion, lust, disgust and contempt, and that’s pretty much my life
police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
me: not with that attitude
music humor c:
janersm:
sexting-inchurch:
beautilation:
banasmagiccastle:
sarcasminc:
arigoato:
funny text posts arent my
Puns like that could get you in
give it a
Yeah I think the joke might be falling
This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music
It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that
When I'm famous and I appear on TV...
sodamnrelatable:
My parents will be like:
My teachers will be like:
And my classmates, who ignored me for all these years, will be like:
Karma, bitches.
THERES ONLY 116 SAND CATS LEFT ON EARTH
twingeneticist:
THERES
ONLY
116
SAND
CATS
LEFT
ON
EARTH
shelikestheboysintheband:
thinkiwannaharrylou:
you probably think oil companies are to blame for global warming
yeah cause they are
oh cry me a river
if i did you’d pollute it
YOU BLEEDING HEART LIBERAL
ESTABLISHMENT PUPPET
DO YOU WANNA KISS ME AS MUCH AS I WANNA KISS YOU RIGHT NOW
I’M SURPRISED SOMEONE AS SMART AS YOU WOULD HAVE tO ASK
AND THAT LADIES AND GENTS IS...
The other day I heard someone say there are no...
dalek-cat:
Clearly
There
Was
Never
A
Disney
Mother
When someone turns on the light when you're...
americugh:
When a cute boy sneezes I don’t say bless u because I see that god already has
epic-humor:
iamhamburglar:
jessied181:
tltty:
what if in school instead of raising our hands we raised our legs
When you have a really “good” answer.
see more
do you ever wonder if anyone reads your blog like everyday just to check on you
tvaros:
i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday
send me a number :)
1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
8. How often do you listen to music?
9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2014?
11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?
13. What about ‘R’?
14. Can you drive a stick shift?
15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
16. Are you going out of town soon?
17. When was the last time you cried?
18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?
19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?
21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?
23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?
24. What are you sitting on right now?
25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?
26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
28. Do you get a lot of colds?
29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?
30. Does anyone hate you?
31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?
32. Do you like watching scary movies?
33. Do you want your tongue pierced?
34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
35. Did you have a dream last night?
36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?
43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
44. What’s the best part about school?
45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
48. Were you single over the last summer?
49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
52. Are you nice to everyone?
53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
56. Do you think you like someone?
57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?
58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?
60. Do you hate anyone?
61. How’s your heart?
62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
63. Have you ever cried over a guy?
64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
65. Are your toenails painted pink?
66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?
67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?
68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
70. How do you look right now?
71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?
72. Can you commit to one person?
73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
74. Have you ever felt replaced?
75. Did you wake up cranky?
76. Are you a jealous person?
77. Are relationships ever worth it?
78. Anyone you’re giving up on?
79. Currently wanting to see anyone?
80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
81. Last person you cried in front of?
82. Is there someone you will never forget?
83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?
84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
85. Are you over your past?
86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?
90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?
92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?
93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?
94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?
95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?
96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
97. Who do you have texts from?
98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?
101. Ever kissed under fireworks?
102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?
mom: you haven't moved since I left the house 5 hours ago wtf
me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from
apatheticghost:
my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
I don't wanna give up on us.
thebagofholding:
“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing
When it comes to relationships, remaining faithful...
Eating Chocolate
sodamnrelatable:
Expectation:
Reality:
